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What is it we want from television, not to mention art, philosophy, poetry, literature, film, the world in general?

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If you love your dog, you’ll get some wireless headphones.

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3. Take the last piece of pizza.

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We’re entering into a new Golden Age of television.

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Even if it takes two to tango, don’t mistake his exceptional ineptitude as a reflection of your lack of effort.

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However, when Piper Chapman gets out, recidivism is not the reality she faces. Piper Kerman landed a book deal and her own critically acclaimed TV show.

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I would constantly hold my breath, hoping Cersei would reach her cup toward a terrified servant and demand “More wine.”

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There are some episodes that tore out my heart with a trident and sucked a lot of the moisture out of my eyes.

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Go through your phone and delete anyone you no longer talk to or anyone who sucks and makes your life worse.

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Idris Elba’s voice sounds like Denzel Washington’s voice had sex with Morgan Freeman’s voice, and created a voice baby, that was then raised in the London Borough of Hackney.