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I’m going to go out on a limb here and propose that the producers pick which contestant will be the most interesting, and deem them the winners long before the contestants even know what songs they’re going to perform.

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I know they’re bad, you know they’re bad, so let’s just accept it and enjoy this garbage together!

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Caribbean women are inherently sensual, we have a unique feminine confidence and I wouldn’t mess with an island girl if I wasn’t one, but Rihanna is taking it to a point of vulgarity that separates her from that.

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I wasn’t sure whether to be angry that someone actually thought this was the real reason why more blacks weren’t adopting and the newspaper published it or to laugh at the fact that this person thought it was the true reason.

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When our turn came, I was led with a group of thirteen auditionees through a warren of concrete hallways to a small windowless room with plastic folding chairs arranged in a half moon.

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Four affluent 20-something chairs with bad manners and no impulse control, behave exactly as you’d expect them to behave in a metropolitan wasteland.

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If she is fat, I can’t help but think, what does that make me? What does that make the vast majority of women?

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The person who emailed Jennifer framed their jerkiness as concern about her health and the health of young girls, but is that really the case?

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Oh Kelly Clarkson and Darren Criss, I worship at your altars.

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I firmly believe that, had she played her cards right, she would have icon status like that of Beyoncé: current, innovative and untouchable.