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I will not lie, when I first saw The Daily Beast reporting that Tomi was suspended, I laughed.

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“Why does she have a doctor’s stethoscope around her neck?” asked Behar.

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“If we kick every Latino out of this country, who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?”

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2. “I have no regrets” is a lie.

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Someone who deliberately Gchats to people whenever their red lights are on as a joke

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Wuhhhh…. Sssssss…. Ahhhrrggg…. Blarfff…. What?! I’m working really hard. Don’t you see how many pounds I’m lifting? That’s like curling 14 babies. Human babies. I am obviously allowed to loudly groan my way through the alphabet because my muscles are more important than your workout playlist.

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This episode of The View has been remixed brilliantly by a dude named Nick denBoer to resemble an acid trap {or what I would imagine one to be like. All I know is that I’m trippin’, boo). Never have the words, “I was raped, I was molested” sounded so catchy and uplifting, and don’t even get me started on the terrifying tag team that is Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters.

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Besides getting the obvious breast implants and liposuction, Moore also spends $3,000 a pop on something called Thermage-a technique that uses radio frequency (what?) to heat the deep layers of the skin while cooling the surface. This tightens the collagen which makes you look like a newborn baby!