10 Types Of People You’ll Meet At A Suburban Yuppy Boutique Ari Eastman “ She has 17,000 kids with her and doesn’t even remember why she came into the store to begin with. She looks like she could use a massive hug, or maybe a year long vacation.
I Got The Fairytale, The House In The Suburbs, And The Marriage — But I Want Out Anonymous “ If a frog is placed in boiling water, it will jump out. However, if it is placed in cold water that is slowly heated, it will not realize the danger until it’s too late.
11 Sweet Perks Of Living In The Suburbs You Miss When You Live In The City Chrissy Stockton “ Parking. Parking everywhere. Parking wherever you want to. DRIVEWAYS. GARAGES.
13 Benefits To Living A Cautionary Tale Kind Of Life Chrissy Stockton “ People can say a lot of things about you, but boring will never be one of them.
16 Signs The Suburbs Are Not For You Chrissy Stockton “ You love the feeling of being anonymous in a group of people and walking around your city without really knowing anyone.
You May Leave That Boring Suburb. But It’ll Never Leave You. Lance Pauker “ But you know its all for naught because you’ll always end up back there. By that parking lot.
My 20s In Sentence Fragments Alex Siquig “ Running from cement factory security dogs. Abandoning people when things get messy. Being a murky dude. Friendly gay bars. Writing real life fan-fiction. Filming real life fan-fiction. The heaviness of being wrong. A record of my life in 140 characters or less.