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6. “I named my cat after Springsteen.”

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Take me out tonight where there’s music and there’s people and they’re young and alive.

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Morrissey knows why you don’t like him and doesn’t care.

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This one goes out to you, men, women, children, the elderly, dogs, cats, bras, microwaves, dishes, cars…

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Yes, reading philosophy is not the easiest, most casual thing one can do.

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I enjoy hearing Morrissey talk more than I can stand him singing, and that’s only when he isn’t offended by a ham on rye.

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I love Morrissey, but not as much as Morrissey loves himself.

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Smith, verb, meaning to be born and buried simultaneously.