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There is a conception of childhood floating in the cultural stew that those first years are the best period of your life. I mean, how could they not be?

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While the order may rearrange for some, these are the best kids movies we were given in the ‘90s.

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Through the power of deduction and, again, uncomfortable sexual tension, we learn Helen Hunt and Paxton were once married and chased tornadoes together — probably while uncomfortably sexual.

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Make and keep friends who tease you when you’re new, but accept you once you’ve proven you’ve got the moxie to stick up for yourself. The heady-ones. The hard-earners. These are friends you’ve earned, not settled for.

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I think we can pretty clearly see signs of the moment when Americans began to veer off of the football freeway in mass numbers. Like when ad people realized their huge opportunity to jerk off a 30-second commercial and slap it between plays for a million dollars; and subsequently swapped college marching bands for Bon Jovi at halftime.