Becoming a successful Housewife won’t happen overnight, but hopefully this insider information will help you thrive in the cutthroat world of Bravo’s reality empire. Who knows?
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23 Hilarious Real Housewives Quotes That Perfectly Explain Why You Still Love Them Even Though They’re Crazy
“Why would you trust a girl with bigger tits than her head?” — Tamra, OC
I loved my junk TV, and in talking about it, I sort of miss it. On a dreary day, it’s hard not to peruse the iTunes store for the latest season of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules, a Real Housewives spin off starring the ultimate Grande dame, Lisa Vanderpump and her motley staff at the Los Angeles hotspot SUR.
8. Fake eyelashes are a must; you aren’t a Real Housewife until you’re batting those inch-long babies.
At the restaurant, a musical theater student brings the COUPLE DUBROW to their table, they order some D-words and discuss the other D-word. TERRY apologizes for bringing up the D-word and says he would rather D-word than ever D-word.
There was no note left, but those close to him have come forward non-commitally indicating that the show, his impending divorce, the accusations of abuse that were being thrown around, and severe financial problems were probably the causes.
Bitches always think they’re so funny. Whenever they say something that was kind of screwed up, they’ll quickly be like, “That wasn’t bitchy. I was just making a joke!” Well, guess what? Your joke wasn’t funny. It was just bitchy, and bitchy does not always translate to hilarity!