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There are only 2 adults running this spotless Camp??? HOW. I could forgive this if there was at least a glimpse of some Counselors running around, but there’s obviously not.

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While the order may rearrange for some, these are the best kids movies we were given in the ‘90s.

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39. “Leaving Las Vegas”: When it came out in Japan, the movie was called “I’m Drunk and You’re a Prostitute.”

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In order to bag a Princess/live happily ever after/be a hero, princes have to be: ripped, two weeks away from coming into their inheritance, live in a castle, and have a face like looking directly at an orgasm.

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Lindsay wakes up still drunk from last night, clutching a copy of The Parent Trap. She immediately starts hearing voices in her head so she takes two morphine pills leftover from her “wisdom teeth surgery” to dull the noise.