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It all seemed a little strange, given Hollywood’s anti-abuse message this past year.

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The Oscars should be fun! Lighthearted! Not over three and half hours long! So, without further ado, here are four new rules to better future Oscar telecasts.

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To celebrate this year’s swanky ceremony, we are counting down the worst of the best, and commiserating on the time I spent watching these horrid etches in film history

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And the Oscar goes to…

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“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.”

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For years, he’s been the bridesmaid, never the bride, so we all knew it was coming.

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Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar — and talked about the perils of global warming.

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Yeah, Leo won, everyone can calm the f*ck down now.

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This establishment of individuals (this fact is completely uncorroborated, it might be a computer system for all I know) has taken it upon itself to judge the movies of the past year with an unknown set of criterion and then, year after year, not give Leonardo DiCaprio a gold statue.

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Relive some of the most beloved and amazing moments of award show history from the Emmys to the Oscars and from the 60s to the 2000s.