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…No direction home.

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When life throws you an obstacle, ALWAYS TAKE THE FERRY! That undertow can be a sneaky betch.

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The Oregon Trail — the cult-classic computer game from our collective youth. Within this pixilated trip from Independence Missouri to that valley with a name no one could say, (Wil-a-mett-ey? Wh-eel-met? Or was it the French Weel-may?) lies the greatest indicator of how a man will function as your mate.