LOL they didn’t realize these articles were satire…
“KKK LEADER VOWS TO MAKE GROUP MORE RACIALLY DIVERSE”
“That is the real threat: that we’ll allow our fear, or our anger, to kill ourselves.”
These are the HONEST slogans.
“You must be a liberal.”
1. From the Sports section: “Rangers Get Whiff of Colon.”
Sadly this is not an Onion news article. This is very real.
‘Brooklyn Hipsters Now Literally Just Living In Filthy Dumpsters’ And 44 Other Ridiculous Headlines That Are From Actual News Articles
These are good enough to have been written by The Onion.