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To be honest, even when you know you’re being irrational.

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Now, here’s the strange part: once they do have sex, Jon decides that he prefers pornography to the real deal.

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I’m not big on relationships. Nothing against them, I just don’t get into many. Actually, I don’t get into any… my last and only real relationship (if you can call it that) was in high school.

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Even your Netflix queue mocks you.

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22. Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling.

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Fact: Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears almost starred in ‘The Notebook.’

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I just love when girls wrap their legs around you when you’re kissing them.

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I lost him because I treated him like a static object. I treated him like he would always be there –because I assumed best friends stuck with each other forever like Romy and Michele.

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If you’ve ever wanted to see Sandra Bullock get into a fist fight with Ryan Gosling and get attacked by a monkey in the same film, here’s your chance.

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In any case, I’ve decided to get loaded and tear apart the classic movie The Notebook. We all know it. We all love it. If you don’t love it, you’re lying, you liar.