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Things you should do when the Rose Moon is full:

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USA number 1, no more! Also, Mark Wahlberg wants a pardon, Shia LaBeouf gets laughed at for claiming sexual assault, and the U.S. takes its first step towards going to Mars, all in today’s news and web roundup.

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Can we all take a minute to figure out what this phrase really means?

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We have all known beauty — and we will all know ugliness, one day.

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He was watching a porn movie.

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Did you know that if you put Bacon on a dead body it will come back to life?

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My doctor’s office has gone electronic. They have put all of their medical files into a computer software system. Now all of my colds are zeros and ones.

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Watching some of the World’s most powerful individuals sprint like middle school students on the last day of the school year to see the Discovery brought this point home to me. We’re all looking to be apart of something bigger, we just need to discover what that is.