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Have you read all of these?

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“I am not altogether on anybody’s side, because nobody is altogether on my side, if you understand me: nobody cares for the woods as I care for them, not even Elves nowadays.” -J.R.R. Tolkien ‘The Two Towers’

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Avatar.

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“Margaret Thatcher died,” he said. “Have you heard about the song? Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead?”

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7) Catch-22
8) The Trial
9) Charlotte’s Web

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One onion-ring-topped burger to rule them all.

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The first time I got drunk and threw up was the first time I was abroad: I was in Prague, and I was 17. I lied and told the people I was with that I had been drunk before, but I hadn’t and I overdid it. I very clearly remember puking, and thinking to myself, “Well, this is stupid.”

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In which I predict the ending of classic movies I’ve never seen.