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If Bigfoot is real, then what else is out there in the world — beyond the accepted walls of your city’s Museum of Science? What else are we wrong about? It would cause a re-examination of just about everything. It’d be fantastic.

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Start dropping hints that you’re over it by playing the ultimate kiss off song whenever they enter a room, duh! When your BF/GF asks you why you’ve been listening to “Bye Bye Bye” so much, just be like, “I want it to be our wedding song!”