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Summer is on the way and you know what that means: soaking up the sunshine, lounging by the water, and fully embracing the fact that you should’ve been born as a sea-dwelling mermaid.

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When Gaston is not enhancing celebrity strands at the salon, you can find him inappropriately advancing both women and men on Tinder.

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Although these are genuine queer theories and readings they are done with some tongue and cheek humour. This is also in no way insinuating that Disney have created and designed these characters with the intention for them to be read this way…maybe.

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Disney movies are chock-full of feel-good moments and quotes. But have you ever noticed that some of the dialogue can get really dark?

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Whosits and whatsits and LOLs galore.

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I’m here to set the record straight (seeing as NONE of us were born with the flawless hair and easy femininity of Disney Princesses). The Internet quizzes have been lying to you. Here’s what your favorite Disney Princess ACTUALLY says about you.

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What little girl doesn’t want to wake up one morning and find out she’s inherited a royal title? (This is, I suppose, Disney’s equivalent to the Hogwarts letter.)

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I could spend all day watching her reject enormous horses and hitting pretty boys with her lustrous ponytail.

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This week begins a long month that’s known (at least in America and Canada) as the holidays. There’s Hanukkah, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, the College Bowl Games.

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I feel that I’ve probably stressed it enough over the past few years here, but I love Disney.