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Craving a weekend of nothing but couch surfing and alone time? We don’t blame you. We’ve even got reasons to back it.

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Every time someone complains about the lack of “strong female characters” on TV, it’s all you can do not to shake them and be like “But look at Linden!! Why aren’t you watching Linden?? She is all the ‘strong, complex female character’ anyone could ever ask for.”

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You probably thought I was going to recommend Orange Is The New Black but I’m not.

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The primary reason I think Rick should be dispatched is because he’s basically dead already.

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If you watch The Killing, you may also want to have a puppy/kitten present for cuddles. If you have any Lisa Frank paraphernalia, keep it nearby for intense scrutiny during commercials. Have ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and, optionally, root beer available to repel feelings of hopelessness and despair.