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Have you heard of the Kardashians?

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Who was the first sister you texted after finding out that you were officially taking the title?

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It all started when a fan tweeted she couldn’t understand why Kardashian, who always preached about women knowing their self-worth, would stay with “wasteman Tristan.”

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Khloe Kardashian is sick of everyone judging her, and she wants you all to know you can just keep your advice to yourself.

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This was the first home game since the cheating scandal erupted.

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I am LIVID.

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Maybe the problem isn’t Khloe.

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The show is about murderous sisters.

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She presents it casually, as something she just “found”, but you can tell from the wonky lines in the door behind her that it’s been edited.

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Don’t be fucking rude.