Inevitably, all parents make permanent impressions on their kids. Not all of those impressions will be good.
The Ivy League
It is a source of extra cash to feed the hungry monster, Uncle Sam. My future—and my family’s—is sabotaged by a cool quarter million ransom due—for student loans.
The place to find the perfect out-of-the-box thinkers, problem solvers, and movers and shakers is the arrivals hall at an international airport.
No matter what anyone says, hold onto your personal values. They are the foundations for who you are.
You’ve had a debate about the Oxford comma and think Vampire Weekend’s song about it is “frivolous.”
She explained to me the pressure she puts on herself and how being number one entails so many sacrifices.
If Brittany wasn’t just making this up to fuck with us, that could only mean: 1), she was seeing things and/or hearing voices, and that made her literally insane enough to cut her own face off; or 2), there really was some monster thing out there, and my life just turned into the kind of horror movie I’d never even want to watch.
Very important: There’s no rush. You will reinvent yourself many times in an interesting life. You will fail to reinvent many times. That’s fun also.
Mix Crimson Calf with some raging hormones and 2015 egoism and you’ve got prepubescents around the country dry humping faster, harder, and smarter.
“I had to make myself stop letting my heroes haunt me.”