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Everybody’s favorite television father has left us far too soon. Bob Saget, perhaps best known for his role as Danny Tanner on Full House, was found dead at the Ritz-Carlton in Orlando, Florida Jan. 9. He was only 65.

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“There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that my father, Walt Disney, wished to be frozen.”

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“Australia was actually invented by Britain so it could kill tens of thousands of convicts rather than send them to a country on the other side of the world.”

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“I dropped my goggles and was trying to reach down in the river and grab it but I pulled out a sheep skull by its sockets.”

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“I realized I had always had these underlying assumptions that people of other races were ‘different’ than me. And then I realized they aren’t.”

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Once I was doing some Amazon shopping on my laptop while my infant played with his toys. Suddenly a deep, angry, male voice crackled through the laptop speakers saying “STOP IGNORING ME.”

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It’s the spookiest time of the year, and while many may be running to the pumpkin patch or pulling out their tarot cards to prepare, you might want to second guess investing in that Ouija board you’ve been eying at the store.

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Once I was doing some Amazon shopping on my laptop while my infant played with his toys. Suddenly a deep, angry, male voice crackled through the laptop speakers saying “STOP IGNORING ME.”