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You have brains and brawn. But do you honestly have what it would take to win the Hunger Games?

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Someone needs to let Katniss’ arrow cut through all this bullshit misogyny.

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This finale is a stimulus for the tissue industry — IT’S THAT INTENSE!

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Okay, maybe not make you want to volunteer as tribute, but it is pretty darn exciting!

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The above short is a prequel (Grand Budapest Hotel’s Tony Revolori and The Hunger Games’ Jack Quaid) of what could be.

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Or at least not die within the first five minutes in the Arena.

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12. To the hotel guest who was eaten alive by bedbugs:
You didn’t sleep in the bathtub? Wow, OK, Prince Charles.

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A bunch of friends, jokin’ around on the information highway, makin’ dick jokes.

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What if instead of merely highlighting the horrors of the world, our authors helped us navigate away from them?

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Iggy Azalea’s Weapon Of Choice: She’ll just steal whatever you’re using.