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It can be fun to indulge in a bit of nostalgia, but there’s a time and place.

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The rest is still unwritten.

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Is Spencer Pratt the Chosen One?

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“I advise you to stop sharing your dreams with people who try to hold you back.”

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The couple has spent $3 million on Heidi’s music career.

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“As soon as you stop thinking about them, they’ll send you a text message or they’ll call you, because they know you just stopped thinking about them. It’s like radar.”

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Every time I go back home now, I realize that our closets are growing to be carbon copies of each other.

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Love is not a maybe thing.

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Do you remember a time when Heidi Montag’s face didn’t resemble a melted candle? Or when Lauren was the one who was dating a verbally abusive monster, not Heidi? DO YOU?! Well, then it’s time for a refresher.

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I don’t know The Hills from The Hills Have Eyes, nor if Jennifer Aniston is ovulating. I’m told there’s a girl on Glee in a wheelchair and that “The Situation” is an orange person, but that’s about it.