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In 1999, when The Matrix first came out, those slick, rimless sunglasses evoked the same Y2K eeriness that permeated the entire movie.

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What are your favorite 10?

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So I’d be on the street, desperately asking anyone who came by: “Hey, got a second for animal rights?!” I was yelled at, ignored, and laughed at.

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I wonder: has anyone ever dated me for my jeans? How can I be absolutely sure that my girlfriend of more than five years isn’t just playing the long game for the ultimate prize?