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Why weren’t we compassionate enough to design materials that were safe for the Earth?

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And yet, despite this miracle that gave humanity refuge in the freezing vacuum of space, we have turned our planet into a ticking time bomb.

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Love your planet. Love one another. Love yourself.

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I thought about the polar bears and their innocence, how they had done nothing to deserve the destruction being wrought on their home by their human antagonists, that are us. That is me.

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Civilization has always hung on a razor’s edge.

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It is a widely understood fact that “Earth Day” is a liberal conspiracy. I hope I am not injecting too much personal opinion into this listicle by humbly submitting that I hate Earth Day, and I hate the Earth.

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Turn of ALL lights when you’re not in that room. This is basic knowledge, but so many of my friends don’t do this. Turn your lights off when you leave the house!

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The more I learn about neuroscience the more I resent my cultural upbringing.

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It’s called hog rolling, and it’s the latest trend to hit conservative social media.

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It’s business, you know, nothing personal.