Can we just stop talking about how much we hate this man for talking about his curvy wife.
I first ventured into online dating over ten years ago. And it was not in the format you may expect nowadays.
“I once dated a guy who was nice enough, but every time I looked in his eyes when we were getting frisky in the bedroom, I didn’t see a man looking back at me. I saw myself as a child and as a rotting corpse and the entire smallness of my existence and it was honestly such a turnoff.”
“I would have loved to have gone out with you. Any guy would be lucky to have you,” he said.
What have I spent money on that has made me “richer” over the long run? It’s not travel or things. It’s books.
When I said earlier that we like to people watch what I really meant is that you like to people watch and I like to person watch. Because while you’re watching people I’m watching you and trying to commit to memory every contour of your face in every iteration.
Oh my God does this Doctor ever love popping pimples.
Apparently, Siri is a ‘Queen’ fan too.
To his tremendous discomfort, he realized the messages were being sent from his own number…to his own number.
I would rather hear someone say “Hey, I don’t think this is going to work out” instead of “I think we still can be friends.”