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The shortest path between two places, as my GPS likes to tell me every time I get it out of the glovebox, is a straight line.

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Here are some other theories that certain studios are about to launch pilots for in hopes of keeping their earnings from sinking in a black hole.

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Because someone just started playing Robyn and you’re getting how you always get when you listen to Robyn.

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Yes, this is inspired by the SAT analogies segment from Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Yes, I’m aware that the SATs no longer have analogies. Yes, I remember the episode of Full House where D.J. takes the SATs. Yes, according to Saved by the Bell, Zack Morris got a 1502 on his SATs. No, that is not possible.