How To Let Someone Know You’re Not Into Them (Without Ghosting) Katja Bart “ The shortest path between two places, as my GPS likes to tell me every time I get it out of the glovebox, is a straight line.
7 Possible Spin-Offs For The Big Bang Theory Dave Petraglia “ Here are some other theories that certain studios are about to launch pilots for in hopes of keeping their earnings from sinking in a black hole.
Why You Should Get Drunk Right Now Mila Jaroniec “ Because someone just started playing Robyn and you’re getting how you always get when you listen to Robyn.
Rejected SAT Analogies, Spring 2012 Ted Pillow “ Yes, this is inspired by the SAT analogies segment from Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Yes, I’m aware that the SATs no longer have analogies. Yes, I remember the episode of Full House where D.J. takes the SATs. Yes, according to Saved by the Bell, Zack Morris got a 1502 on his SATs. No, that is not possible.
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