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It all seemed a little strange, given Hollywood’s anti-abuse message this past year.

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“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.”

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Yeah, Leo won, everyone can calm the f*ck down now.

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This establishment of individuals (this fact is completely uncorroborated, it might be a computer system for all I know) has taken it upon itself to judge the movies of the past year with an unknown set of criterion and then, year after year, not give Leonardo DiCaprio a gold statue.

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It’s gonna be Lincoln. I sort of wish it’d be Flight. (Blasphemy!)