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TAURUS: They’ve been spending forever trying to craft the perfect response and aren’t sure what to say.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How can you breathe through that tiny thing?”

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I still can’t believe you chose me. How did I get so lucky?

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She doesn’t want to text back and forth for months without the relationship going anywhere — and she hopes you feel the same. She hopes you want something real. 

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You might not understand my emotions. You might not like my emotions. But you don’t get to invalidate my emotions.

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Only Child: You’re used to being on your own, so you don’t feel the need to check in with others every few hours. You’re okay with living life on your own. You can go months without seeing someone who matters to you and it won’t bother you in the least. But it might bother them.

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Just because anyone can instantaneously demand my attention doesn’t mean I owe it to them.

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Chatting to a guy in a bar, handed him my phone so he could type his number in. At that moment a message pops up from my friend sat several tables away saying, “Shag him.”