Think Your Life Is Tough? Try Living In The Sewers Of Colombia Harold Holger “ The Ninja Turtles might make it look cool, but it’s not.
A List Of Times I’ve Wanted To Kill Myself, From Birth Until The Present Kevin Rosario “ While being born, I wrapped my neck with the umbilical cord because I didn’t want to leave my mom’s insides.
10 Awesome Items 90s Kids Will Be Happy To Know They Can Buy Right Now Christopher Hudspeth “ This bottle is a detailed replica, even nailing the font, and makes a solid shelf decoration for anyone who refuses to buy vases and pronounce it vauzes like a fancy adult.
Gen Y and the “New” Pornography James Swift “ In our pursuit of human degradation, we now have an endless amount of material to whet our sadistic appetites.
The Actors Playing The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Stupid Nerds Ted Pillow “ Who are these generic nobodies, with their CW Network haircuts and Old Navy smiles, cast in the vaunted roles for which thespians wait a lifetime?
Chronic Gamer Girl Cracks On Your Fave Video Games Gaby Dunn “ Her commentary doesn’t just stick to the games. It rambles off into random topics like politics, porn, pop culture — all the P’s — all while Ilana tries to win at various old-school and new video games.
16 Movies Hollywood Actually Should Remake Ted Pillow “ Like it or not, eventually Hollywood’s going to remake everything, so we might as well roll with it.
Top 10 Anti-Drug Public Service Announcements Stephanie Georgopulos “ I had no idea David Lynch dabbled in public service announcements.