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“Earth sucks so much that God has depression is an eerily believable premise at this point.”

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Once about 8 p.m. hits on Sunday evening, it’s like somebody died. Everyone gets quiet, there’s high tension and emotion, we make eye contact with one another but nobody wants to speak the thought we’re all sharing.

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But by the end of the first season, Cougar Town had found its key strength: the incredible chemistry of its cast. Whatever it’s faults, Cougar Town works because the entire cast works together as a seamless whole.

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Ever since you’ve been featured on TBS and starred in the Sex and the City movies though, your essence has gotten kind of fucked up. Instead of appealing to just women and gay men, 13-year-old girls from Ohio are emulating your frank sex talk at the local Applebees with their friends and it’s kind of frightening.