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Katherine Heigl was a real bitch in High School. She would walk around like a little diva and all the teachers hated her (she was about 2 years into film career). One of the best stories is when her manager accompanied her into a class asking for less homework and less work and the teacher apparently just lost it.

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POMEGRANATE: You are an avid consumer of Grecian yogurt. You practice Santeria.

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Bradley Cooper, bootleg Matthew McConaughey is what you are.

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If people discovered more imaginative places to take their ho pics, places far, far away from the bathroom mirror/sink.

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It’s all over. Four years of Twilight movies. Four years of being ridiculed and likened to an illiterate teenage girl, because I like stories about sparkling vampires. So, why is Twilight so universally mocked and hated?

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I’ve been at odds with pop-culture phenomena before, and I still don’t believe that Skrillex or Justin Bieber are real people (prove it!), but I’ve never disliked something that so many other people like with such vehemence.

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The creepy right-wing vibes notwithstanding, the actual plot of Twilight is downright bizarre. If aliens came down to Earth and found out we were obsessed with this franchise, they’d be like, “JK, we’re leaving. You guys are freaks.”

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Of all of her films, Bette Midler claims that Hocus Pocus is still her favorite.

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But although I will be ready to scream a strident “I told you so” when Taylor Lautner announces he’s quitting “acting” for gay porn, this cannot be your path. You will stay in that closet with Tom Cruise, and you will like it.

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Would up-and-coming young actors be wise to put down their scripts and pick up a dumbbell? If DeNiro and Pacino were younger, should they get out of the Actor’s Studio and into Gold’s?