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A spray tan covers skin imperfections and acts as makeup for your whole body.

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I never knew my heart could fall so fast.
“Am I going to die?”

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8. Shaved-and-Sharpied eyebrows.

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Identifying the things that don’t matter to us could help us recognize the things that do.

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I feel so much prettier in the glow of our love. I radiate health. I look like I’ve just returned from a lazy sunny vacation.

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I used to look really greasy at the end of the day even if I’d been in an air-conditioned room the whole time, much less when under the sun. With this, though, my skin stays really matte.

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Potential for big money.

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It’s fall. This is our time to shine. Our prime, if you will. October is our favorite month. National Mean Girls Day, pumpkin flavored items are back, scarf season; it’s like a perfect storm of everything that makes us who we are.

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My internist said she could probably find her way
through my lower intestine like it was a neighborhood street from her
childhood she didn’t even have to ask directions through.

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1. You love Starbucks as much, if not more than your least favorite family member.