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How could I be so oblivious that something was wrong?

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TAURUS: THE BLOATING … There isn’t a girl on Earth who can quite convince herself to enjoy feeling like one of those giant inflatable Macy’s Day Parade balloons.

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“She lifts one of the patient’s breasts to clean underneath, and several cockroaches scurry away.”

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Q: So, masturbation—can you explain what that is like with two vaginas?
A: Not much different. I just get to choose which vagina.

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“She didn’t know how to insert a tampon.”

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“Period shits. Because your day just wasn’t bad enough already…”

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Priceless mother-daughter moment!

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I pulled away my covers to see that my lower half was covered in blood. I screamed and tried to get to the bathroom, but my legs were too wobbly from the pain. I ended up crawling there, sobbing.

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“When we were done, it looked like we had murdered a small animal.”