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When someone asks you, “Wow, why are you so tall”, a great retort is, “Wow, why are you so short?”

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“Did you play basketball in school?”

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“What’s your name?…What do people call ya? Melanie, Mel, BIG Mel, Amazon? HA.”

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Here are 10 ways in which being 6’5” in a 5’5” average world has made my life better.

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10. “For a girl, you’re reeaaaallyyyy tall.”

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1. “Wow, you’re tall!”

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“You can reach that incredibly high item. Will you please bring it down for me?”

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When you think about it, men under 6 feet shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce, I swear—short guys should seriously be illegal.

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Then one day two summers ago, I pretty much said, “Screw it.” That was the last time I bought a pair of heels.

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Some girls are born fun-sized, others…well, we’re just fun.