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This is maybe the most elegant ‘fuck you’ that’s ever been delivered.

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Twitter drama ensues between Britney and Iggy.

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I definitely do not own enough ballgowns (although I wish I did).

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The more we shame her, the bigger she gets. At this rate, she’ll be the biggest “slut” we’ve ever seen.

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Beyond there being a general lack of salacious celebrity fodder today, I’ve lost interest in the drama simply because I stopped caring. When I found out that Kristen Stewart had cheated on Robert Pattinson, my knee-jerk response was, “So?” I mean, who gives a crap what Kristen Stewart puts in her mouth, unless it’s a joint—in which case, hey girl hey!