When I got engaged last summer, I didn’t have a Pinterest board filled with dream dresses waiting on standby – no shame in your game if you do though!
Sweet Home Alabama
Because nothing beats a good chick flick, am I right?
You tell me that it’s not my fault and not to blame myself. But now I find myself looking at you wondering how I will ever win your heart again when I’m not even sure how I did it the first time.
You should date a small town boy if you want a simple love.
You may not know everyone, but everyone sure does know you.
No matter how much you try, you can’t trust them.
“Got up and sped home to punch a hole in my bedroom wall.”
Lauren was crossing Santa Monica Boulevard looking for the perfect pair of shoes when some guy in a Corvette shouted at her, for no reason, “Fuck you, Blondie clone!”
Hawaii: You can swim, surf, and do the hula—that’s enough said. But what makes you islanders attractive is your constant, happy-go-lucky attitude. No matter what time of day or night, you’ve got a big ole smile on your face.
“She came home blacked out from a night of partying and took a sh*t in the bathroom sink.”