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A buddy of mine who went to high school in Los Angeles once had 10% of his grade lowered on a report because when he stapled them together, he did it horizontally instead of at a 45 degree angle.

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The NFL is about profit, and their commitment to profit often comes at the expense of the competition.

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Jack Shepard? Is that you?

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A teacher in Toledo, Ohio was caught grabbing a six-year-old boy by the face and slamming him into the ground.

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Needless to say, I failed a lot of assignments. When it came time for the last test, I needed to pass or I risked failing the whole class and thus, senior year and thus, life. I did not react to these circumstances accordingly, so the test was difficult for me. Very difficult.

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Honourable mentions include bloodletting, that time we sewed buttons to my skin using medical suture, and that time I was branded with an Allen key we heated on the stove.