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LEO: Even this headline gave you a panic attack. “Is she talking about me? Why is she talking about me? She doesn’t even know me! Why would she single me out in public like this?”

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I think I got the job because I was determined.

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1. Can I touch your stomach?

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1. Dealing with guys who have “Yellow Fever.”

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This list should help you pick up on the telltale signs of a friend (or perhaps you yourself?) who may need an intervention…or a cooked meal.

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His knife skills are incredible.

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California Roll: “I either have no money or I’m 15 years old…does this come with miso soup?”

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Looking past the odd cover (the text on it seems like it could be from a Pixar movie) is a unique, quaint, and inspiring documentary waiting to be watched.

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Going from light to heavy fish is the best way to eat sushi.

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I used to go to an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant and they nicknamed me “Stacks,” because I’d leave the place with stacks of plates on my table.