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The woman thought she was “randomly” selected to throw out the opening pitch.

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A heartwarming video with a surprise that is so fantastic it will make you cry. Have a Kleenex nearby!

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You’re in for a surprise!

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Meeting was easy. It turned out we lived just five blocks from each other so we were able to meet close by.

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Youth for me was also about insecurity and the anxiety of whether or not I was fit for adulthood.

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Can you imagine what it would be like if you could only use FOUR emoticons?

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I went on a date once with a guy who intended to study mortuary science. He asked me how I’d feel about taking a cold bath before sex, and then staying very still throughout. I couldn’t get out of that car fast enough!

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I’m sarcastic, but in a cutting, hurt-your-feelings-and-not-really-give-a-damn sort of way.

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I’m exhausted by the act of waking up and knowing exactly what to expect and from whom; I’m tired of water with lemon and lemonade and Arnold Palmers, can’t we invent something new?

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Well. I only hope that one day I will stop making stupid mistakes in favor of educated ones, and be able to plan things, and operate a rice cooker. I always burn rice when I boil it so I hope I figure out that last one pretty soon. But even when I have all those things down, I still want to stay young.