Whittle a chair out of the closest tree to really CRUSH your itchy throat symptoms.
I had been very slow to accept the reality that my tattered black gym shoes weren’t cutting it anymore.
The heartwarming realization that you truly are a person capable of ~unconditional love~.
On the surface, Libras look accomplished and attractive and “together,” but what you don’t see is that churning just beneath the surface.
Move over Colour Pop, these are my new favorite liquid lipsticks now! The Lingerie range from NYX is massive, and the shades are beautiful! Oh, and they actually stay on your lips without drying the crap out of them. Sorry Kylie Cosmetics.
If you don’t want to stay up all night afraid to turn out the lights, do NOT look at these pictures.
Who knows if he meant what he said when he was drunk, who knows if that sex meant anything, who even knows if he’s talking to someone else?? Maybe you’re not the only girl he’s ‘talking to’ but you can’t ask because once again that makes you look fucking CRAZY.
It’s casual. Whatever.
Hell hath no fury like a Scorpio mother slightly aggravated.
If a group of Expired Cottage Cheese Men want to tell me what I should do with my uterus (but think my emergency cesarean section or postpartum depression should disqualify me from insurance coverage), why can’t I yell at them for this cystic pimple that is so deep and painful I can’t even POP it??!?