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ARIES: You haven’t really been thinking much about dating lately. You haven’t swiped through any dating apps or been to any bars.

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You’ve had fling after fling after fling – and none of them are going anywhere.

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An awesome date doesn’t have to cost an arm and a leg, that’s for sure, and it’s way easier to think of date ideas when the weather is nice.

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You were just a boy that I met who whispered sweet things in my ear and left imprints on my lips. Eventually my curiosity got to me. I had to know more about the guy who said all the right things at all the right times, but mama was right. Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.

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Summers are seductive; we all want to take our shot at love when there’s an expiration date involved — no commitments, no risk.

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10. Backup Jorts.

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Maybe it’s the sun damage. Maybe my brain is melting along with my popsicle. Whatever it is, I’m willing to fall right into you, one languid summer month at a time.