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You have those “silent dinners” you always feared.

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Feeling cheated out of what you had always imagined adulthood would look like, and resentful towards a generation of hardcore debters that left us a relatively bleak financial and professional landscape.

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The best way to deal with rejection is to realize that it’s universal and not a decision by the universe that you are unlovable and undeserving of love.

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Because I was a stationary target, people eventually started to ask me for directions. Which was an issue because I have the street sense of Dora the Explorer, who needs the help of my 5-year-old cousin to find a map in her own backpack.

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You have dated four different guys since we broke up and the few dates that I’ve been on materialized into nothing more than an expensive dinner.