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Murderers are often seen as conniving, cunning, and wily. While that is frequently the case, the serial killers I’ll tell you about here certainly didn’t exhibit those traits when they got caught for their crimes.

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“Middle of night shift, get a Report of a guy trying to ride on a moose. Officer attends, there is indeed a male trying to ride said moose. Male is wearing a high vis vest and a helmet, which his girlfriend made him put on, for safety reasons, of course.”

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“A guy in my high school who was convinced that the Dutch had sore throats at night from their accent/language.”

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They were like zombies, but instead of eating her flesh, they’d walk up and say something dumb to her.

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LOL they didn’t realize these articles were satire…

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“I went up to a girl in college and asked her how long she’s liked the Ramones and asked her what her favourite song was. She told me I was stupid as ‘Ramones’ is a brand, Not a band.”