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RT to save a twin.

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“Does this outfit make me look fat?”

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These can’t be real.

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“Are you going to be in school forever?”

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“It will happen.”

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“My wife wants to eat her placenta. Is it okay if she is vegan?”

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“How much weight should I lose to be a stripper?”

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Do you wear clothes when you’re in Africa?

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“Tell me: What is your brother/sister thinking right now?”

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Side eye, Europe.