The 50 Dumbest True Crime Stories That Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes January Nelson “ My ex stole a car and went to pick up his friend at the police station in the stolen car. He parked right in front of a cop. The cop ran the plates and escorted him into the building.
Sir, Do You Normally Keep A Gun In Your Butt? Zaron Burnett III “ On May 14, Vigil was minding his own business, smoking some meth in a McDonald’s parking lot when along came two dudes who wanted to harsh his high.
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