Bonus points if you actually use different voices/accents for the different people in the imaginary conversation. That is a prestigious level of shower insanity.
Oh, yeah, of course I know that you were at that party I wasn’t invited to last weekend… I spent a full 45 minutes looking at the pictures one by one as they appeared on my news feed, becoming increasingly indignant and self-conscious as the clock ticked by.
Gigantic holes are awesome and scary. When gigantic holes are under water, they’re terrifying. When gigantic holes open up from out of nowhere to create holes as deep as two statues of liberty, they’re freakish. And gigantic holes that have been on fire for 40+ years are out of a nightmare. Gigantic holes are #creepy. Video inside.
Just after the massive
8.8 9.2 magnitude earthquate struck Japan’s northeastern coastline, a giant, ominious whirlpool developed just off a Japanese harbor. While the news footage indicates that the whirlpool doesn’t seem to be doing any harm, the video reminds us just how powerful, uncompromising and bleak nature can be. Video inside.
In a recent event (last night) that’s being smeared all over the internet, Timothy Chapek, 24, broke into Hillary McKenzie’s home in Portland, Oregon. When he was using the bathroom, McKenzie returned, and in a state of fear and agitation, Chapek called 911, fearing that he would be shot.
I can’t decide if the idea of a gay beer is progressive or cheesy. I guess we should just be thankful it isn’t a line of Cosmopolitans or martinis. That would actually be annoying. What would make a gay beer even better though is if it caused straight babes to develop boners for gay guys.
Hot Sauce Williams, a Cleveland-based restaurant that garnered national attention last year when celebrity chef Michael Symon spoke highly of their ribs and sauce on television, has decided to expand to Colorado and introduce a new menu item: Barbeque sauce infused with marijuana.