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You know, I’d like to think I’m pretty open-minded when it comes to relationships and who people choose to spend their lives with, but I guess that maybe I’m a lot less tolerant than I thought.

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If you’re interested in serial killers, you’ll be fascinated by the story of this former Canadian nurse who pleaded guilty last week to killing “mean” patients, believing it was what God wanted her to do.

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There is so much power in embracing who you are, weirdness and all. Because however old you are, your weird is what make you you.

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These will make you cringe all day.

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I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”

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Cremated cat inside a leather satchel, inside the vagina of an extremely obese woman. Cremated in her fireplace, still had some fur and bones. Kid you not.

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Half of my friends can’t even eat with chopsticks.

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I stayed with an Internet “camwhore” and wrote about it.

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Luckily at this point, he identified himself as a police officer and showed me a badge. I had delivered pizza into the middle of a drug raid!

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Let’s get freaky tonight!