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You know, I’d like to think I’m pretty open-minded when it comes to relationships and who people choose to spend their lives with, but I guess that maybe I’m a lot less tolerant than I thought.

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If you’re interested in serial killers, you’ll be fascinated by the story of this former Canadian nurse who pleaded guilty last week to killing “mean” patients, believing it was what God wanted her to do.

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These will make you cringe all day.

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I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”

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Cremated cat inside a leather satchel, inside the vagina of an extremely obese woman. Cremated in her fireplace, still had some fur and bones. Kid you not.

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Half of my friends can’t even eat with chopsticks.

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I stayed with an Internet “camwhore” and wrote about it.

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Luckily at this point, he identified himself as a police officer and showed me a badge. I had delivered pizza into the middle of a drug raid!

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Let’s get freaky tonight!

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8. It’s not just the young twenty-something party boys who are addicted. I started when I was 47 and almost lost everything before I was 50. The majority of gay men attending Crystal Meth Anonymous meetings in larger urban areas are in their 30s and 40s.