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Wow some people are plain ridiculous.

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Walk through the cereal isle first.

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I was down to old Panera mac and cheese and had finished my last bag of popcorn, so I thought that a trip to the grocery store was necessary.

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Pretty much all simple veggies and fruits (the ones that don’t have a hard-ish skin) will start spoiling after 2-3 days.

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For these salespeople, “no” is a word that has no meaning in any language. It is simply a sound that a customer utters meaninglessly, like the bleat of a distracted sheep.