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Most likely a Libra ordered something and the machine isn’t working properly so they settled for a water and a snack instead.

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Does your pet get more likes than you on Instagram?

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I hope it was worth the Insta.

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This holiday season, have mercy on your baristas. They’re going through more than you know.

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Should I try it??

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How hard is it to say tall, grande, or venti?

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Local Coffee Shop: You are lazy AF and like whatever is close by and within arm’s reach. However, what’s amazing for you and annoying for everyone else is that the person you find ends up being a one-of-a-kind, unique, cute, little creation of wonder.

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Virgos are definitely espressos.