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Most likely a Libra ordered something and the machine isn’t working properly so they settled for a water and a snack instead.

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Does your pet get more likes than you on Instagram?

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I hope it was worth the Insta.

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This holiday season, have mercy on your baristas. They’re going through more than you know.

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Should I try it??

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How hard is it to say tall, grande, or venti?

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Local Coffee Shop: You are lazy AF and like whatever is close by and within arm’s reach. However, what’s amazing for you and annoying for everyone else is that the person you find ends up being a one-of-a-kind, unique, cute, little creation of wonder.

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Virgos are definitely espressos.

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Some may look at me with confusion in their eyes, and judgment on their face. How could I possibly need what is in my hand to survive? It’s addiction they say, it’s unhealthy. However, let me counter. There are worse problems to have, and there certainly are millions of ways to die. So, let me have these moments of euphoric happiness. For infinite possibilities begin the moment the cup touches my lips, and it all starts with one single sip.

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The work-from-home outlet hog.