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She was on a solo cross country road trip when unexpectedly, she needed to stop for the night and pulled into one of tiny roadside motels in the middle of nowhere.

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“I don’t want to hurt you… I just want to bash your brains in.”

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“However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light.”

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This figure is something between man and predatory fish. There is a note scribbled in the margin here that reads: Imagine a merman with no arms and a mouth like a garfish and a big, weird-looking dick. This is the Pelagic Man.

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1. Kim Kardashian

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Jack Nicholson wanted Jessica Lange to play Wendy’s role in the film.

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REDRUM could totally be the name of an IKEA bedroom set.

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You deserve to have your beliefs questioned constantly and your opinions undermined to the point of hysterical doubt.

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22. Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling.

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I don’t know how this movie passed through the censorship boards, but I’m glad it did. It’s perfect. Just don’t drink Starbucks afterward.